A Royal Wedding
On the day of the wedding, Camilla was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic!
But then her sister remembered that she had a spare pair of white shoes so she lent them to Camilla for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie’s feet were in agony.
When she and Charles withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard charles say "God that was tight"
"There, " whispered the Queen "I told you she was a virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say. "Right, now for the other one."
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Charles said "My God, that was even tighter"
"That’s my boy" said the Duke "once a sailor, always a Sailor."
